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What the holy hell?

The dialogue was horrible. That made All Your Base seem more comprehensible. And every character looked the same. If you are going for some kind of automaton society (a la Fahrenheit 451 or Equilibrium) thats fine, and I just missed that. But if it's not, then you need to give the characters more distinct qualities.

I have no idea why...

But for some reason I liked that. It was funny, and I cannot tell you what made me laugh at it. Very interesting idea for a short. Nice job.

So....he became Ristar?

I don't get it. It just seemed very childish to me. But then again, Yoshi and Kirby are kid cartoon characters. So maybe I'm just too old for it.

The humor was childish, the dialogue was poor. I'm sure it could get better. Just get at it.

Yoshi-lord responds:

Well...not really Rhista, in the next movie you will know who he is.

Sorry the flash didn't appeal that well to you, i'm sure it's the slow frame rate, my next flash after this trilogy of Kirby flashes will be at a better frame rate. :)

You need to get your facts straight

First of all, a samurai does not wear a Martial Artist's bandana and shoot ki blasts. A samurai wears a traditional Samurai Kimono and Hakama, or the samurai armor used in battles during a war.

The action was cheesy. There wasn't even any action to it. And the only thing that remotely could tie this to being a samurai flick is the idiot stick waving a sword around like it's his penis in the preloader. It sucked dude.

Read up on your Japanese history and mythology before you make another one of these.

Finally!

The only other flash cartoon that made me laugh as much as this one did was One ring to rule them all2 by Legendary Frog. That was so damn funny.

And thank you for not completely ripping off of Family Guy with The Breakfast Club.

I can't wait for your next ones, and ya know I've got your site bookmarked now dude.

Somehow I think thats what I would do.

Either that or just stare at it for a good twelve hours. Very funny cartoon. I'm looking forward to more of your stuff.

Ripoff!

This is a blatant rip off of Stickdeath.com's Superbeast, a cartoon the owner of that site made a LONG time ago. The green head, the metal claws, the regeneration, everything was a ripoff. You could at least give credit to where it's due.

TheOtto responds:

super beast?? wtf are u talking about... where am i suppose to give credit to? isn't super beast Red? and poorly animated? are you color blind

Pretty sway...

I liked it, not as much as the other Miss Dynamite's, but it was good.

The voice work needed...well...work. And the kid who won the contest could have put some emphasis in the voice.

It's a good thing the bastard died.

Can't wait for the next one.

I laughed...

It was funny. Not very funny, but funny nonetheless. The music is what made it so good. It fit the cartoon very well.

Make an episode two, dude.

Such a groovy short...

That was really well done. What was the name of the song that played in the background? I wasn't sure until half way through, but that's that kick ass song that is on the Kill Bill Movie trailer.
Rock on dude.

Critics are nothing more than men who watch a battle from a high ground, and then come down and shoot the survivors. Let me see your flash, soldier!

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